u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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