question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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