He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i came on her dog
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
how drunk are you?
Several
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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