they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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