i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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