Did you just see the Batmobile???
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
