Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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