While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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