You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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