idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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