love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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