i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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