I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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