Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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