i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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