So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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