plz talk dirty to me
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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