Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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