So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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