saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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