Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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