Sry I called you an 8
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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