butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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