my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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