It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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