I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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