sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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