We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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