if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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