Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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