absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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