There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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