i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
