Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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