Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am naked and annoyed.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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