woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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