Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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