So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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