Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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