Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
