She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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