Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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