Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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