We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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