How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize