Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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