Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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