yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think my fart just growled at me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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