So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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