Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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