It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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