Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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