i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
