wakey wakey hands off snakey
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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