She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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