What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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