Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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