im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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