He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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